January 29, 2021

How to find a girlfriend [Lesbian Sex 101]

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Hi guys , I’m Stevie and today we’re here to talk about how to get a girlfriend. After I made my last video, literally everyone asked how to get a girlfriend. An overwhelming number of people.

And also a couple of people who wanted to know how to look gayer. Which immediately made me want to make a video about flagging. What like holding up a rainbow flag?

I mean like kinda that’s not a bad description Flagging is what queers do when we want other queers to know we’re gay, but we don’t want the straighties to know. You know? Shaving one side of your head so people know you’re gay. Bandana codes, so people know if you’re a top or a bottom.

It’s been around forever and it used to be a way to safely let other gays know you are too, a gay. So, there’s not really a surefire way to like just dress gay, but there are clues. And I’m pretty sure if you die your asymmetrical haircut purple, wear flannel, have a Tegan and Sara pin on your backpack, a septum piercing, thick rim glasses, and a loud and proud opinion on turfs: it would still be a great way to let the gays know that you’re a gay.

But what if I want everyone to know I’m queer and I don’t want to hide it? I don’t know just like put it in your Instagram bio. *keys clicking* I love the Internet. It allows queer people to find each other especially in places where it might not be super a-okay to be gay. And I am so sorry, but anyone under 18, there’s literally no place to meet any f***ing body.

Hi guys , I’m Stevie and today we’re here to talk about how to get a girlfriend.https://bestdate.org/senior-dating-over-50/ After I made my last video, literally everyone asked how to get a girlfriend. An overwhelming number of people.

And also a couple of people who wanted to know how to look gayer. Which immediately made me want to make a video about flagging. What like holding up a rainbow flag?

I mean like kinda that’s not a bad description Flagging is what queers do when we want other queers to know we’re gay, but we don’t want the straighties to know. You know? Shaving one side of your head so people know you’re gay. Bandana codes, so people know if you’re a top or a bottom.

It’s been around forever and it used to be a way to safely let other gays know you are too, a gay. So, there’s not really a surefire way to like just dress gay, but there are clues. And I’m pretty sure if you die your asymmetrical haircut purple, wear flannel, have a Tegan and Sara pin on your backpack, a septum piercing, thick rim glasses, and a loud and proud opinion on turfs: it would still be a great way to let the gays know that you’re a gay.

But what if I want everyone to know I’m queer and I don’t want to hide it? I don’t know just like put it in your Instagram bio. *keys clicking* I love the Internet. It allows queer people to find each other especially in places where it might not be super a-okay to be gay. And I am so sorry, but anyone under 18, there’s literally no place to meet any f***ing body.

I have no advice for you, I just hope that changes. A lot of my queer friends meet each other at like lesbian night at the gay bar or like big lesbian parties, or some of them even go to like queer s*x parties. *keys clicking* But a lot of these spaces are 21 and up and are very focused on drinking. So if you’re under 21 and/or sober, then like, the f–k? The lack of sober spaces for queer people is really annoying.

Which is wild because like being sober is a new cool thing that queers are doing. Just like saying. You’re passing out downers, where’s the advice? Don’t be rude.

I’m not rude. I’m curious There are a few great sober queer spaces in LA. My favorite is called Cuties.

It’s an adorable queer and trans focused coffee shop. And I’ve mentioned them a couple times before because I love them. Everyone who works there and is involved there is queer, and they also have events for the community. I’m pretty sure most of them are free but some of them do cost money to raise money for things. But they have like a really cool system that tries to make it accessible to anyone even if you can’t afford it So you can pay it forward and pay someone else’s way when you go to those events.

OMG I never considered a queer coffee shops. I’m googling now. And if you’re not in LA a lot of colleges or community centers will throw queer focused events. And some of them are for young people.

But it might not be on a f***ing billboard I wish it was on a billboard. If you search for the LGBT Center near you and give them a call and ask them what events are going on you might be pleasantly surprised. The LA LGBT Center is so amazing I just did a tour there and they have like weekly events for queer youth where you can just go, it’s so cool. And you can meet other gays there You know what I mean?

And like as soon as you meet one gay and you make friends with them then like you meet all the other gays and then all of a sudden you just like have all gay friends. It’s pretty cool. You will know many gays Just know one gay and then you will know many gays. There are also organizations like Spit Justice, which is a black led and black focused community organization in South Central. They do all kinds of incredible s–t for the black community, but what’s great is they have different events focus on different topics.

Like one event talking about gender or one focusing on getting youth together. If you seek out organizations that are specific to your identities you’ll often times meet really cool people who just f—ing get you. And if you can’t find one, make one yourself. I started a meetup group at my house and everybody has the same disability as me, EDS, and guess what? *whispers* We’re all queer, too.

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Who knew? There’s so many gay EDSers, what’s happening? I love meeting people like me and turning them into my girlfriend Oh I found that the best way to convince someone to date you is to be yourself, have fun, and then when it’s run its course just break up with them and find someone the next day.

I don’t really want a girlfriend, I want a wife. Well, I don’t really want a wife as much as I want a consistent party co-host that will buy a new dress with me every time we have a new party. Oh yeah, I want someone to attend parties with who will wear coordinating but not matching outfits.

Oh, right back to finding a girlfriend. Here’s the thing, everyone wants something different, right? This may surprise you but my advice on how to get a girlfriend is: be clear about what you specifically want.

A wife A gender queer, queer, open, fluid whatever ship with someone great in bed, not too clingy, and who will just — Once you meet a person that you want to make your girlfriend, don’t start lying for no g***amn reason. If you’re looking for a wife, put in your Tinder Bio that you are literally looking for a wife. Some of y’all might think that is crazy, but I did it. I’m not married yet, we’ll see.

Some people think it’s cool to like lie about what you want. Like don’t try to be cool by pretending like you’re more casual than you actually want to be Because then you are not wife material because you’re a liar. When I would say out loud and in my Tinder Bios and stuff that I was looking for a wife, some people would be like, “Oh my god, you could just say that?

Isn’t that like a little needy?” No, it’s me telling the truth, and anyone that thinks it’s needy or too much or not chill or not cool enough, ain’t gonna be my wife. That’s the reason it scares away the not wives, am I right? And if people think whatever you’re looking for is weird It’s because they do not fit into the criteria and so you should allow them to f–k off The best way to find a girlfriend is to stop trying to be cool about it.

It is not cool to lure someone into your bed under false pretenses. I just want to hook up means I just want to hook up. And I’m looking for a relationship means I’m looking for a relationship You could also mix the two.

Like, I’m looking for a relationship, but I’m down to hook up. I’m looking to hook up but eventually I’m looking for a relationship. So, when you tell someone that is what you want, when you go out with them, they know what you want. *fireworks* Wow! I have to admit I don’t like watching movies.

Then you need to take “I love watching movies” out of your tinder bio. I feel liberated! Shrivel cancer, seeking a wife who will help me paint my dining room, reach the tall shelves, and only watch movies I want to watch.

That’s the kind of honesty I’m living for. All right. So today’s video sponsor is Adam and Eve.

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Oh my god, how cute would it be if your first date was looking at s*x toys together? As a proud ho, I love this idea. I love Libras. Libras probably love this as a first date idea.

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And also you can share with all of your friends and all your facebook groups Also, let me know in the description what you think about this video and other videos, right? Like, the way I answer that question was like pretty vague because like “How to get a girlfriend” isn’t like “How to go out and buy a bag of bread,” you know what I mean? So if you have a girlfriend tell me how you found your girlfriend in the comments below. Thank you so much to all my patrons for for supporting me on Patreon! You literally help me live.

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