September 1, 2020

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Hi. – Hi! One Cappuccino and one Brownie. I’m not a waiter. – Who are you then? – I’ll explain. I liked you a lot the first time I saw you. – Didn’t you like me the second time you saw me?

I did. My heart skips a beat each time I see you. Perhaps you’ve got Arrhytmia. Do not neglect.

Go visit a cardiologist. Good joke! You are so beautiful that God put a mole on your cheek to ward off evil eye.

Just like the way God gave you beard to conceal your ugly face? Why did you stop? Continue. – Continue? I only learnt a few pick up lines and by interrupting you aren’t even letting me say those. Fine, tell me the last pick up line you learnt. – It isn’t a pick up line as such.

I love you. I love you too. – Cut it! I’m going. – But why?

It is obvious you are being sarcastic, so no point talking to you. I wasn’t sarcastic. I love you too. – Are you being serious? – Yes, I am! Wait up! Are you both married? – No, we are not.

Unmarried couples aren’t allowed inside. Please leave. – You expect us to get married just to get into the park? Maybe.

Now go. – We are kidding. We are married. But you said you weren’t. – We both are married, but not to each other. Shall we go in now? – ‘What the heck!’ Are you always sarcastic? – No, I’m sarcastic only with Cancerian people. Why? – I’m again being sarcastic.

I hate it when I have to tell people I’m being sarcastic. ‘How slow this guy drives.’ Jones, can you pull over? We’ll get your car checked. The car’s accelerator ain’t working.

Step on the gas, in other words?https://www.datingwebsitereview.net/seniors/ Whenever I’m with you, I lose track of time. – That’s why I ask you to wear a watch. Why don’t you always remain by my side? – Sure. – Where to? To sit by your side. – Sit down. By my side, I mean be with me. – I see.

The moment I get a high paying job, I’ll ask your father your hand. Which hand? Left one or the right one? What do we name our daughter? – How about Jahnavi?

Mr Sriman likes that name. Who is Sriman? – He is the doctor who helped bring our girl into this world. Another sarcastic joke, is it? What a pain it is talking to you.

You always look to roast me. I rather not talk to you. Oh, Jones, I’m sorry.

I only pull your leg because I enjoy it. If you don’t talk to me, how can I roast you? Sorry, Goldie. Am I late? – Not at all. What shall we have for breakfast?

Breakfast? This is still dinner time. Oh, I get it.

I got delayed because of the traffic. – Alright. Place the order. What is this restaurant good at making? – When I was working here, they used to make great biryani.

You used to work here? – Of course, not, you dumbo! – My bad. Hello, ma’am. I’m sorry I didn’t notice you both. – Actually we are sorry because we remained invisible until now. – She is my girlfriend.

Isn’t she funny? How do you manage to make eating look so cute? – It is simple. Take a fry, dip it and eat it. How unromantic are you! Ma’am, your check. – The PIN is 5454.

Do you want any desserts? – I’d have a Thar desert. – One Thar.. We’re good, thank you. Oh, stop it. – I should be saying that. Some people talk sarcastic, but your entire body language is sarcastic.

And you look so serious while being sarcastic that I get confused. I’ve an idea. – And that is. I’ll inform you before hand if I’m being sarcastic or not. – That is better. You are again being sarcastic?

I can’t take this anymore. Sir, if I could get a tip.. – I’ve one. Have a glass of water on empty stomach every morning. It helps a lot.

Why isn’t the Tuk-Tuk getting started? – Sir, you forgot to turn on the ignition. Hi, Goldie! Are you asleep? – Of course, not! I’m researching on what octopuses eat in the Arabian sea.

Cut it! I called to tell you something. – If you hurry up with it, I’ll go back to my research. You know what happened exactly 22 years ago? – What happened? A cute girl was born. – What? – Happy birthday, Goldie. I was born around 9:40AM.

So, 22 years ago, that cute girl wasn’t yet born. So, now let me go back to sleep. – Fine. How unromantic. Goldie, I’ve something to tell you. – Something? You don’t know what it is?

Stop it! Don’t interrupt me. Before meeting you, I thought people are of two kinds one who are optimistic and two who are pessimistic. But you are of the third kind, the sarcastic kind. I can’t take your lame jokes anymore.

Be serious if you want to be with me. Anitha is pissing me off, bro. Hey, Jones!

I didn’t recognize you initially for you were sitting here with a girl way out of your league. Goldie, are girls still falling for normal guys, or do we got to look like an alien like Jones? Bro, how sad he found a girl and we didn’t. – No offence, Goldie but people say good looking girls lack brains. You just proved it again.

Hi. – Hi! One Cappuccino and one Brownie. I’m not a waiter. – Who are you then? – I’ll explain. I liked you a lot the first time I saw you. – Didn’t you like me the second time you saw me?

I did. My heart skips a beat each time I see you. Perhaps you’ve got Arrhytmia. Do not neglect.

Go visit a cardiologist. Good joke! You are so beautiful that God put a mole on your cheek to ward off evil eye.

Just like the way God gave you beard to conceal your ugly face? Why did you stop? Continue. – Continue? I only learnt a few pick up lines and by interrupting you aren’t even letting me say those. Fine, tell me the last pick up line you learnt. – It isn’t a pick up line as such.

I love you. I love you too. – Cut it! I’m going. – But why?

It is obvious you are being sarcastic, so no point talking to you. I wasn’t sarcastic. I love you too. – Are you being serious? – Yes, I am! Wait up! Are you both married? – No, we are not.

Unmarried couples aren’t allowed inside. Please leave. – You expect us to get married just to get into the park? Maybe.

Now go. – We are kidding. We are married. But you said you weren’t. – We both are married, but not to each other. Shall we go in now? – ‘What the heck!’ Are you always sarcastic? – No, I’m sarcastic only with Cancerian people. Why? – I’m again being sarcastic.

I hate it when I have to tell people I’m being sarcastic. ‘How slow this guy drives.’ Jones, can you pull over? We’ll get your car checked. The car’s accelerator ain’t working.

Step on the gas, in other words? Whenever I’m with you, I lose track of time. – That’s why I ask you to wear a watch. Why don’t you always remain by my side? – Sure. – Where to? To sit by your side. – Sit down. By my side, I mean be with me. – I see.

The moment I get a high paying job, I’ll ask your father your hand. Which hand? Left one or the right one? What do we name our daughter? – How about Jahnavi?

Mr Sriman likes that name. Who is Sriman? – He is the doctor who helped bring our girl into this world. Another sarcastic joke, is it? What a pain it is talking to you.

You always look to roast me. I rather not talk to you. Oh, Jones, I’m sorry.

I only pull your leg because I enjoy it. If you don’t talk to me, how can I roast you? Sorry, Goldie. Am I late? – Not at all. What shall we have for breakfast?

Breakfast? This is still dinner time. Oh, I get it.

I got delayed because of the traffic. – Alright. Place the order. What is this restaurant good at making? – When I was working here, they used to make great biryani.

You used to work here? – Of course, not, you dumbo! – My bad. Hello, ma’am. I’m sorry I didn’t notice you both. – Actually we are sorry because we remained invisible until now. – She is my girlfriend.

Isn’t she funny? How do you manage to make eating look so cute? – It is simple. Take a fry, dip it and eat it. How unromantic are you! Ma’am, your check. – The PIN is 5454.

Do you want any desserts? – I’d have a Thar desert. – One Thar.. We’re good, thank you. Oh, stop it. – I should be saying that. Some people talk sarcastic, but your entire body language is sarcastic.

And you look so serious while being sarcastic that I get confused. I’ve an idea. – And that is. I’ll inform you before hand if I’m being sarcastic or not. – That is better. You are again being sarcastic?

I can’t take this anymore. Sir, if I could get a tip.. – I’ve one. Have a glass of water on empty stomach every morning. It helps a lot.

Why isn’t the Tuk-Tuk getting started? – Sir, you forgot to turn on the ignition. Hi, Goldie! Are you asleep? – Of course, not! I’m researching on what octopuses eat in the Arabian sea.

Cut it! I called to tell you something. – If you hurry up with it, I’ll go back to my research. You know what happened exactly 22 years ago? – What happened? A cute girl was born. – What? – Happy birthday, Goldie. I was born around 9:40AM.

So, 22 years ago, that cute girl wasn’t yet born. So, now let me go back to sleep. – Fine. How unromantic. Goldie, I’ve something to tell you. – Something? You don’t know what it is?

Stop it! Don’t interrupt me. Before meeting you, I thought people are of two kinds one who are optimistic and two who are pessimistic. But you are of the third kind, the sarcastic kind. I can’t take your lame jokes anymore.

Be serious if you want to be with me. Anitha is pissing me off, bro. Hey, Jones!

I didn’t recognize you initially for you were sitting here with a girl way out of your league. Goldie, are girls still falling for normal guys, or do we got to look like an alien like Jones? Bro, how sad he found a girl and we didn’t. – No offence, Goldie but people say good looking girls lack brains. You just proved it again.

Look at Jones! – ‘I’ve a proper roast at the tip of my tongue.’ ‘Jones doesn’t want me to be sarcastic, but I just can’t help it with these people.’ Goldie, are girls still falling for normal guys, or do we got to look like an alien like Jones? What does your girlfriend say? – I don’t have a girlfriend. See, there is your answer. – Goldie, what made you think Jones was right for you?

I should thank you for that. I saw you and realised how stupid you guys are and the next moment I met Jones. – That’s right. Need Burnol or something? – We were only kidding. Don’t take it so seriously. But I am not.

Anyways, why did you invite them here Jones? ‘I didn’t invite them.’ – No! Jones didn’t invite us here. Then why are you here? – Need a Burnol? – I get it. Let’s go, bro. You forgot your shades, bro. – Why did you let those guy speak crap about you?

Goldie! – What? – Were you always like this or did you take up a course? Hey, guys! Sarcastic girls are savage, but they are injurious to relationships. If you know anyone who is as sarcastic, share this video with them.

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