April 1, 2020

Woman Seeks Advice for Boyfriend Who Leaves Skid Marks in Bed

Relationships

(audience clapping) Would you hit the brakes if you had a skid mark partner? (audience laughing) Let me explain. A 24 year old woman recently asked Reddit for relationship advice about her 29 year old boyfriend and his habit of not wiping very well after using the bathroom. (audience groaning) She wrote, To sum it up: he leaves skid marks in my bed when we are together. Sometimes they’re not… (audience gasps) dry. I find them after he leaves and because I have light sheets.

It’s kind of obvious. I really need to talk to him about this and I don’t want him to feel bad. What should I do?

Skid marks on the sheets? Skid marks. Oh. That’s wrong right there. To say the least.

I mean… I want to commend her for caring about his feelings but she is letting him (beep) in her bed. That must be some good sex. (audience laughs) I never had that kind of sex before. (audience roars with laughter) Doctor, I couldn’t have put it, I couldn’t have put it better.

I’m just sayin’. Now if you have a medical issue you have to talk to your partner and y’all can work together to come up with a solution, but, eaah. (laughing) She said she put her hand down and it was wet once. (audience groaning loudly) I am disgusted by this whole topic. First of all, the first thing you need to say is, “Please wear some drawers while we sleep at night.” (audience laughing) I mean, no one should be sleeping butt naked if you’re leaving skid marks. (audience groaning) Now, having said that, he could have an incompetent anal sphincter.https://discord.center/ He could. You gotta tell, you gotta talk about that kind of stuff.

And that can happen… You gotta talk about that kind of… You do. He’s eighty years old, he may not know. That’s a long shot. (audience loudly comments) Well you can have… (audience loudly comments) You know, he might have, Drew, he might have a big hemorrhoid down there. (audience laughing) You know.

Girl. You can have you can have a big hemorrhoid Why are you defending this dude. (audience laughing loudly and clapping) You know what, how about You know, Drew it’s actually my wife, Drew. It’s me… (audience laughing) I’m kidding, I’m kidding. Well, how about a helpful hint, maybe just…

You’ll get in trouble for that one. I’m… Maybe some wet wipes.

I know. Next to, put as a Not the toilet. You mean, put next to the bed. No…

How about just wear some boxers. No, in the, in the bathroom. If he’s not wiping properly maybe he has… But, I think that… Loose stools.

There’s a leaking problem going on here. The only way you leave skid marks consistently like that is if you have a bit of a leakage problem. And I, look, I’m not trying to get too serious here but I’ve taken care of plenty of people who’ve had problems and when you have leakage you have to take extra steps because one of the toughest things to deal with is relationships, intimacy and it can happen. But, the first thing you do not do if you notice and it could be because you have a big hemorrhoid.

(audience clapping) Would you hit the brakes if you had a skid mark partner? (audience laughing) Let me explain. A 24 year old woman recently asked Reddit for relationship advice about her 29 year old boyfriend and his habit of not wiping very well after using the bathroom. (audience groaning) She wrote, To sum it up: he leaves skid marks in my bed when we are together. Sometimes they’re not… (audience gasps) dry. I find them after he leaves and because I have light sheets.

It’s kind of obvious. I really need to talk to him about this and I don’t want him to feel bad. What should I do?

Skid marks on the sheets? Skid marks. Oh. That’s wrong right there. To say the least.

Relationships

I mean… I want to commend her for caring about his feelings but she is letting him (beep) in her bed. That must be some good sex. (audience laughs) I never had that kind of sex before. (audience roars with laughter) Doctor, I couldn’t have put it, I couldn‘t have put it better.

I’m just sayin’. Now if you have a medical issue you have to talk to your partner and y’all can work together to come up with a solution, but, eaah. (laughing) She said she put her hand down and it was wet once. (audience groaning loudly) I am disgusted by this whole topic. First of all, the first thing you need to say is, “Please wear some drawers while we sleep at night.” (audience laughing) I mean, no one should be sleeping butt naked if you’re leaving skid marks. (audience groaning) Now, having said that, he could have an incompetent anal sphincter. He could. You gotta tell, you gotta talk about that kind of stuff.

And that can happen… You gotta talk about that kind of… You do. He’s eighty years old, he may not know. That’s a long shot. (audience loudly comments) Well you can have… (audience loudly comments) You know, he might have, Drew, he might have a big hemorrhoid down there. (audience laughing) You know.

Girl. You can have you can have a big hemorrhoid Why are you defending this dude. (audience laughing loudly and clapping) You know what, how about You know, Drew it’s actually my wife, Drew. It’s me… (audience laughing) I’m kidding, I’m kidding. Well, how about a helpful hint, maybe just…

You’ll get in trouble for that one. I’m… Maybe some wet wipes.

I know. Next to, put as a Not the toilet. You mean, put next to the bed. No…

How about just wear some boxers. No, in the, in the bathroom. If he’s not wiping properly maybe he has… But, I think that… Loose stools.

There’s a leaking problem going on here. The only way you leave skid marks consistently like that is if you have a bit of a leakage problem. And I, look, I’m not trying to get too serious here but I’ve taken care of plenty of people who’ve had problems and when you have leakage you have to take extra steps because one of the toughest things to deal with is relationships, intimacy and it can happen. But, the first thing you do not do if you notice and it could be because you have a big hemorrhoid.

You have a big hemorrhoid there. The sphincter doesn’t close perfectly. It can kind of leak. First of all, you have to wear, you have to wear… That is.

That is… Wear something. A theory. (audience laughing and clapping) Wear a diaper. (audience cheering) Somebody said a diaper.

Not a bad idea. This guy is worth the effort. Yeah. It’s all about communication. Yeah, just communicate.

Talk to the guy. But I love that she is so sensitive. Fella, fella Look at the sheets and go, “Did you do that? (everyone laughing) “Bad, bad, bad bad. “Did you do that… I mean… “Cause you and I are gonna have a little talk.” A little, I love it but you know, that guy is, fella, if you are watching this woman loves you. (audience laughing) Like you have a good one. One of my problems when we talk about these topics, I don’t know what, if it’s just me, or if anyone is like this.

But I can actually start to smell it. Nope. (audience jeering) Right. I can’t…

And it’s a problem. Did you smell it? And I don’t like that I can, but, it’s oh.

That’s weird.

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